<p>This week's badass is one of the most awesome things to ever be developed for a video game.&nbsp; The BFG 9000 is the most diabolical instrument of death ever created, the "Number 6" weapon in the <em>Doom</em> games and the only thing on the planet that can make Satan Himself crap his pants while crying and pleading for his miserable life.&nbsp; Basically, it shoots a hugeass ball of green energy that disentigrates anything and everything in your line of sight and sucks up thirty points of energy faster than you can say "IDKFA".&nbsp; While <em>Doom</em> revolutionized video games, particularly the first-person shooter genre, the BFG 9000 revolutionized totally over-the-top video game weaponry and paved the way for other bizarre inconceivable guns that only get more and more ridiculous as time goes on.&nbsp; While many of them have attempted to rival the BFG, nothing quite comes close to the raw testosterone production that results from dishing out some monster-liquidating justice with the BFG 9000.&nbsp; So the next time you see an over-the-top weapon like a catapult that shoots nuclear chickens or a toaster that fires heat-seeking burritos at Mexican immigrants, just remember that they're all just crappy substitutes for the BFG 9000 - the only weapon in the universe capable of putting hair on your chest simply by pulling the trigger.</p>