<p>Look at that picture.&nbsp; Who the fuck would mess with that?</p>
<p>Behold the <em>Vespa Velutina</em>.&nbsp; This fucker can obliterate an entire colony of European honey bees then eat its larvae and rape its queen.&nbsp; It leaves a pile of severed honey bee parts at the entrance and shits on them for giggles.&nbsp; One might say upon initial inspection that this is a badass.&nbsp; And one would be right.</p>
<p>According to <a href="http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20050924/fob5.asp" target="blank">this article</a>, resident expert bee-man-ologist Thomas Seeley of Cornell refers to these hugeass attacker wasps as "gigantic".&nbsp; Of all social insects, the species has the largest workers, with wingspans that can stretch 5 centimeters.&nbsp; The wasps build large versions of the papery nests of hornets found in North America, and they specialize in breaking into other social-insect nests and carrying off larvae as food for young wasps.</p>
<p>"I've seen a single wasp overwhelm a colony of 6,000 bees" says Seeley.&nbsp; The invader wasp stands at the nest's entrance as one guard bee after another comes out to defend its home.&nbsp; "The wasp cuts the guard into pieces ... and waits for the next one," says Seeley.&nbsp; When all the defenders are dead, "the wasps strip-mine out the larvae," he reports.</p>
<p>But lo and behold, there is one mightier than this big fucking wasp.<br /> And it is this guy.</p>
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<p align="center"><img src="http://www.badassoftheweek.com/badass-wasp2.jpg" alt="" vspace="8" /><br /> I smoke dust and shoot cops.</p>
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<p>Meet <em>Apis Cerana</em>, known as the Asian Honeybee.&nbsp; He's a baller.&nbsp; When that huge ass wasp comes around he lays low, until the wasp come in his house, then he and his brethren mob him like stink on rice.&nbsp; They perform a technique called "heat balling", just to prove they're hardcore.</p>
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<p align="center"><img src="http://www.badassoftheweek.com/badass-wasp3.jpg" alt="" vspace="8" /><br /> Fuck you.</p>
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<p>They attack, and using their powerful flight muscles vibrate like that thing you found in your mom's underwear drawer, creating heat.&nbsp; They cook the wasp, who can only tolerate up to 43 degrees Celsius, at 45 degrees Celsius.&nbsp; And they ain't afraid of death, because if it were only 5 degrees hotter, it would cook them as well.</p>
<p>So when he is thoroughly cooked like a maui pig, he is dropped and then desecrated and they take his stinger and hang it on the cone as a warning to any other fucker wasps who come around looking for a rumble.</p>
<p>Even better, all the bees are chicks, so that wasp got its ass kicked by girls.</p>