<p>(In antipation of the release of my new book <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0062112341/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0062112341&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=badofthewee-20" target="_blank">BADASS: ULTIMATE DEATHMATCH</a> next Tuesday (pre-orders available now pimp pimp HLAUAUGHGAHGH), I'm including a chapter from the book as my article this week.&nbsp; Behold the story of Roy Benavidez, a man who is probably the most-requested person I've ever received in my 8+ years of running this website.)</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">It was supposed to be a simple recon mission.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>A small team of ultra-elite asskicking American Green Berets, infiltrating deep into the thick jungles several miles beyond the Cambodian border on a super-classified stealth mission to gather information on North Vietnamese Army troop movements.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>But when the evac choppers limped back to base looking like they'd just been run through a gigantic, helicopter-sized microwave, it was obvious that things hadn't gone all that smoothly for the men of the 1<sup>st</sup> Special Forces.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">33-year-old Master Sergeant Roy P. Benavidez was off-duty attending church services when the fighting began, but he'd spent the last ten minutes anxiously monitoring the radio chatter from the front.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>The 12-man squad of Green Berets had stumbled into an intense firefight, and now Benavidez's brochachos suddenly found themselves surrounded and pinned down by a full battalion of North Vietnamese infantry &ndash; somewhere between 500 and 1,500 veteran soldiers who weren't in the mood to sling their rifles and politely ask the Americans why the hell they were traipsing around Eastern Cambodia with M-16s, cameras, and walkie-talkies.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Nearly every man in the American unit had been wounded or killed in the early rounds of fighting, and the three rescue choppers sent in to extract the team were driven off by intense ground fire from heavy machine guns and rocket-propelled grenades.</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><img src="/images/50095485956/McC6802-Vietnam03.jpg" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><br /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">But if there's one thing you should probably know about the U.S. Army Special Forces, it's that the Green Berets don't screw around when it comes to kicking asses, and they don't leave a man behind for anything.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>So, when Sergeant Benavidez saw the remains of the crippled evacuation helicopters screeching to a halt on the base runway, he knew what he had to do.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>There was no way in hell he was leaving his good friends &ndash; his brothers &ndash; to die alone out there in the middle of the jungle surrounded by their enemies.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>The off-duty Texan grabbed a rifle and as many medical bags as he could carry, and jumped onto the deck of the first chopper headed back to the front lines.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Maybe he wasn't going to hold back the entire battalion by himself, but the least he could do was try.<br /><br /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><img src="/images/50095485956/benavidez3.jpg" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><br />When the helicopters reached the extraction zone, Benavidez got a good look at the situation on the ground, and it wasn't exactly a bunch of unicorns and rainbows frolicking in a lush meadow with a bunch of topless babes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Every man from the Special Forces squad had been wounded, many beyond the ability to fight, and they were completely surrounded and trapped by entrenched enemy troops with mortars and heavy machine guns.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Benavidez, who was known by the badass code name Tango Mike-Mike, knew that these men weren't going to be able to get out to the LZ, and the overabundance of large North Vietnamese death implements meant that the rescue helicopters weren't going to be able to get anywhere near the firefight without exploding into dust.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; <br /></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">So Sergeant Roy P. Benavidez did something that most sane people would never have even considered attempting &ndash; he told the pilot to find a nearby clearing and put him on the ground.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Maybe he was only one Green Beret surrounded by enemy soldiers, but so was John Rambo &ndash; and while Tango Mike-Mike never blew a dude up with an explosive-tipped arrow, the similarities between these two men would soon become painfully obvious to the NVA soldiers unlucky enough to be standing in his way.<br /><br /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><img src="/images/50095485956/p025.jpg" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Benavidez jumped down from the hovering chopper to the grass below, his rifle slung over his shoulder and his arms loaded with as many medical supplies and first aid kits as he could carry.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>This one-man whirlwhind of awesome then proceeded to sprint 75 meters under heavy enemy fire, hauling ass through fields of tracer bullets and stunned NVA troops looking at him like, "Who the hell is this guy?", his eyes never turning from his objective.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">When Benavidez reached the Green Berets' position, he'd already taken a few bullets and some shrapnel in his face, arms, and head, but he was still upright and ready to bite off the enemy's faces and transform those faces into fertilizing manure using the transformative power of digestion.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>The situation wasn't good &ndash; everyone was hurt badly (including one hardass warrior who was somehow still fighting even though one of his eyes had been shot out), and now it was basically down to Sergeant Benavidez to organize this beat-to-hell team and hold off an entire NVA battalion almost entirely by himself.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">He immediately sprung into action.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Surrounded by a thousand or so NVA troops attacking him with AK-47s, RPGs, BFGs, mortars, hand grenades, and everything else this side of the Cerberal Bore from <em style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-style: italic; mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Turok: Dinosaur Hunter, </span></em>Benavidez provided morphine and first aid to the wounded, got the troops to a more defensible position, and directed their fire against enemy weapons teams.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Despite intense fire, Benavidez went guns blazing with his rifle, and when his M-16 ran out of bullets, he picked up an AK off a dead NVA trooper and continued his one-man war against a horde of Commie bastards, holding them off and clearing a path for the team to be extracted to safety.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Once the way out was clear, Benavidez threw some smoke canisters, signaling the rescue helicopter, and when a brave pilot landed to get the wounded men out of there, Benavidez personally carried the wounded men to the evac point, making six separate trips to assist wounded soldiers and recover classified documents that had accidentally been dropped in the middle of the warzone.<br /><br /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><img src="/images/50095485956/benavidez1.png" alt="" /><br />Original book artwork by <a href="http://www.stevenbelledin.com" target="_blank">Steven Belledin</a>.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><br /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">While he was providing covering fire for the last of the Green Berets to board the chopper, however, disaster struck &ndash; an NVA frag grenade landed super-close to Benavidez, blowing this insane warrior off his feet and racking his back with shrapnel.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>As he hit the ground, an AK-47 bullet struck him in the abdomen.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>He lost consciousness, but only briefly.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">When he came too moments later, he looked up to see a flaming, smoking wreck where the rescue helicopter had once been.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Now Roy Benavidez was a warrior in all aspects of his life.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>This was a man who had seen adversity, looked it square in the face, then kicked it in the Guybrush Threepwood and did a tap dance on its lifeless, ball-less corpse.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>A man of Mexican and Yaqui Indian heritage who had battled racism nearly every day of his early adult life, this guy had somehow survived despite losing both of his parents by the time he was 7 &ndash; when times had been too hard and food was scarce, he'd dropped out of middle school to work back-breaking labor picking cotton to support himself and his brothers and sisters.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>In his sixteen years of military service, he had been through a lot of horrible stuff, but he'd always pulled through, no matter what the odds.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Just four years earlier, when he was still with the 82<sup>nd</sup> Airborne, he'd stepped on a land mine during a patrol &ndash; the doctors told him he would never walk again.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Not only did he walk out of the hospital, but he marched straight to the Green Berets office, volunteered for the Special Forces, and survived some of the toughest training the United States military had to offer.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>This is a guy who never gave the hell up for anything ever, and this would be no exception.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>If the North Vietnamese wanted him off their backs, they were going to have to do a hell of a lot better than just shooting him four times, blowing him up with a hand grenade, and shooting down the helicopter he'd just loaded up with wounded soldiers.<br /><br /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><img src="/images/50095485956/benavidez5.jpg" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><br /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Within seconds of coming to, Sergeant Roy P. Benavidez was back on his feet, pulling survivors out of the flaming wreckage of the helicopter and organizing the stunned soldiers to set up a perimeter around the crash site.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>After checking on the injured guys, giving ammo to the men still capable of holding a rifle, and administering morphine and water to those who needed it, Benavidez immediately got back to the herculean task of holding off a battalion of enemy infantry and heavy weapons basically by himself.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Taking yet another bullet in the thigh and bleeding badly, Benavidez got on the radio and started calling down tactical air strikes, attack helicopters, and napalm strafing runs on positions just a few meters away.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">By the time the second set of rescue helicopters arrived, Tango Mike-Mike had been fighting non-stop for almost six hours straight.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>When the chopper hovered over the LZ, Benavidez once again started pulling men to the helicopter, loading the wounded on for extraction.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>The North Vietnamese, seeing their enemy escaping, decided to mount one final full-on human wave charge to crush these annoying Green Berets once and for all.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>With a terrifying yell, suddenly enemy troops came running in from every direction, bayonets fixed. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Benavidez was waiting for them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>He'd been through too much to lose now.</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><img src="/images/50095485956/500px-HH-SKS-bayonetA.jpg" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><br /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">In intense, no-holds-barred hand-to-hand combat, Roy Benavidez was bayoneted a couple times and had his jaw broken by a rifle butt, but he somehow continued to fight off a horde of swarming enemies with a bayonet and a pistol while the remainder of his profusely-bleeding Green Beret comrades got onto the rescue helicopter.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Suffering from 37 bayonet, bullet, and shrapnel wounds in various parts of his body, Benavidez used the last of his strength to pull himself on board the helicopter, the last man to leave the battlefield.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>The helicopter was completely riddled with holes, covered in blood, and without any functioning instruments, but the pilot somehow took off and got the team out of there.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>Benavidez lost consciousness as soon as he knew they were clear.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Sergeant Roy P. Benavidez of the 1<sup>st</sup> Special Forces was credited with single-handedly saving the lives of eight men during six hours of non-stop battle.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>When a recovery team went through the site a few days later they discovered over 30 empty NVA foxholes with heavy weapons, and saw the battlefield littered with more dead than they had time to count. <br /><br /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><img src="/images/50095485956/benavidez21.jpg" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><br /></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">After the rescue helicopters landed at the base, Roy Benavidez's motionless body was carried off the helicopter, and after a preliminary inspection by the medical personnel on-site, the hero was gently laid onto a gurney and wheeled into the coroner's office.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Just as they were zipping up his body bag, Benavidez used the last of his energy to spit in the doctor's face.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">The mostly-dead Benavidez was rushed into surgery immediately, then transferred to Saigon for many months of intensive rehabilitation.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>He received the Distinguished Service Cross for his heroic balls-out actions, and once the full details of the battle came declassified the award was upgraded to the Medal of Honor, the highest award for military bravery offered by the United States military.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>He lived to be 63.<br /><br /></span></span></p>
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