<p>I apologize for the quirks we are experiencing on the site, you are going to have to give us a few weeks to get our shit together. It seems that while it was funny to unveil the new web site on the Mayan Apocalypse, we did not completely think through the repercussions. Apparently <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kukulkan" target="_blank">Kukulkan</a>&nbsp;was not pleased with our jest and has consumed our IT department... which is really just one guy (who was on vacation for the holidays). Rest assured we have made the appropriate sacrifices and things should be operating smoothly soon. If that does not work, please see our latest job posting:</p>
<p>Wanted for immediate employment - Virgin. Must be willing to fetch and wash several vases and urns, sharpen knives, and lay perfectly still on altar during rhythmic chanting sessions. No prior experience required. Spanish a plus!</p>