This week's tale, dear readers, is a bizarre one.  A borderline-insane, highly-controversial story that walks a thin barbed-wire tightrope between being total bullshit and the sort of head-crushing physical manifestation of awesomeness that can only be described as one of the most badass things ever.  A story so conceptually ridiculous that it can only legitimately be busted out in the weeks before Halloween, lest any man fool enough to tell it be laughed straight out of the Internet, damned to an eternal hellhole of self-loathing and pitiful one-bar wi-fi access.

This, my friends, is the story of T'ai Djin, the Kung Fu Werewolf.