Gigi and Xavi ( love writtin that) how 'bout a honeymoon in beautiful and lovely paraguay. Its cheap as hell, whats that i hear? Yes its the natural beauty of the smog in the asuncion air hitting against the decaying buildings. The Guarani (currency) is 1 to 7 US dollar. Wow, think bout all the fun you can have with that load of cash to blow. You said you want to enjoy the countryside...well, we got that, and lots of it, just pick over the 4389563498562349 dirt roads that lead you to that hide away you've been dreamin of. Are you guys thinkin about a healthy honeymoon, well you might get one of many parasites that will make you lose oh so much wait. My personal account, i went from 180 to 150 faster than you can say Antonio Banderas. Yes you will look sorta pale and sickish but a little makeup can erase that...Last year Titi and Felipe took the 'Nam route and look at them now with all those maleria Pills side-effects, (rumor has it that Felipe keeps little children dressed like bunny rabbits locked in his closet) Just think about it...think about it....I'll be here!!! 