Can't we just get along...I'm a lover, not a fighter (except when I'm needed to fight the Empire), and for the record Pinche, I'm taken...

And in any case, slim, tight-jean wearing, effeminate, 24 year olds that refer to themselves as a "lamb" don't do it for me.

I'm more into the highly intelligent, Puerto Rican/Connecticut-raised, Amazon-destroying, reggae-listening, St. Barths loving woman who happens to live in the East Village. 