Best Randy in the crowd that did nothing at all: Diego Luna
Winner of the Jack Palance award (i.e. person who wins and never does anything good again): Alan Arkin
Why did we invite him award: Peter O'toole
Does hollywood have no big names left that the have to keep parading Jack to give out best movie award: Jack Nicholson
Russell Crowe award (i.e. he was better in the insider than in a beautiful mind): Martin Scorsese
Cheesiest moment of the nite: Many ties including: Forest Whitekar speech, Helen Miren saying "ladies and gentlemen, i give you the queen" Sean Penn claiming that Jude Law is a great actor (i know that happened 2 oscars agos but its cheese factor still remains), and of course, the guy who won for Al Gore's movie and his lame ass speech.
Best moment of the nite: Jerry Sienfeld
Best joke of the nite: Robert Downey Jr.
Movie I will never see thanks to the songs sung at the awards: Dreamgirls
Best Random date of the nite: George Lucas ethnic looking date

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